What I have learned from my toddler:
How to remove computer keys, clean them, replace them, and get them to function properly.
How nice a sleeping child is.
How you do not need two parents to be happy.
How soft antlers are.
How to milk a cow.
How to use chopsticks.
How to be a rock star.
How to blow bubbles.
How to safely change the music while driving.
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